May Your Online Orders Always Arrive One Size Too Small Mug
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Description May Your Online Orders Always Arrive One Size Too Small Mug A curse for the chronically unlucky — or the deserving. This May Your Online Orders Always Arrive One Size Too Small Mug serves a dose of online shopping sabotage with the brutal line: “May your online orders always arrive one size too small.” It’s a painfully funny reminder that karma works in mysterious (and poorly fitted) ways. Perfect as a passive-aggressive gift, a desk statement piece, or just a daily chuckle while sipping your not-quite-hot coffee. Locally printed in South Africa and designed to fit your most spiteful moods — unlike that shirt you ordered. ✔ 330ml ceramic mug with bold black trim✔ Dishwasher and microwave safe✔ Made in SA and printed with attitude✔ Perfect for retail therapy haters and serial returners Available in classic white or sophisticated black and white two tone. Read more about petty insults here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insult Save Save
