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May Your Coffee Always Be Just a Little Too Cold mug

$42.25 $70.56
Description May Your Coffee Always Be Just a Little Too Cold mug The tiniest curse with the biggest impact — this May Your Coffee Always Be Just a Little Too Cold mug knows how to ruin a morning. Featuring the line “May your coffee always be just a little too cold,” it’s the ultimate jab at those who never quite get what they deserve… or anyone who’s dared to annoy you before your first cup. Perfect as a passive-aggressive gift or for your own daily dose of caffeine-fuelled mischief. Locally printed, sass-infused, and guaranteed to raise an eyebrow or two. ✔ 330ml ceramic mug with black interior & handle✔ Dishwasher and microwave safe✔ Locally made in South Africa✔ For people who deserve lukewarm consequences Available in classic white or sophisticated black and white two tone. Read more about petty insults here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insult Save Save
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